perplexingly:

Cecil then tried to explain him that angels aren’t real but Carlos wouldn’t stop shaking.

perplexingly:

Cecil then tried to explain him that angels aren’t real but Carlos wouldn’t stop shaking.

parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

prozd:

momentsinoblivion:

sherlockholmesisagirlsname:

Chris Pratt being Chris Pratt

Burt Macklin, FBI.

Chris Pratt is the best possible person who could’ve become famous.

prozd:

momentsinoblivion:

sherlockholmesisagirlsname:

Chris Pratt being Chris Pratt

Burt Macklin, FBI.

Chris Pratt is the best possible person who could’ve become famous.

nopantsrevolution:

danglingthpider:

phlynn:

please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers

please

stop

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

poppypicklesticks:

ithotyouknew:

retroactivebakeries:

kyousaya:

tumblr is literally selling out the period now

late capitalism is wild

I mean, do y’all wanna start paying to reblog steal this look posts or do you wanna let tumblr collect coins from Starbucks so they can pay their bills like please

"tumblr is selling out!"
No tumblr is just living in the real world where they have bills to pay instead of relying on the bandwith fairies 

poppypicklesticks:

ithotyouknew:

retroactivebakeries:

kyousaya:

tumblr is literally selling out the period now

late capitalism is wild

I mean, do y’all wanna start paying to reblog steal this look posts or do you wanna let tumblr collect coins from Starbucks so they can pay their bills like please

"tumblr is selling out!"

No tumblr is just living in the real world where they have bills to pay instead of relying on the bandwith fairies 

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

capeofwonders:

i will will never not reblog this

capeofwonders:

i will will never not reblog this

(Source: kristine-claire)

chronic-genderbender:

"Those poor boys"

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"She deserves to be punished too."

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"I’m not saying I support rape, but-"

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"Sorry to say - she deserved it."

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"She put herself in harm’s way"

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"But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape."

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"She ruined their lives."

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karlsparxxx:

browncoatfromtheshire:

M: This week, I discovered a terrible Earth disease called ‘loneliness’.

O: Do many people on Earth suffer from this illness?

M: Oh yes, sir. And how they suffer.

:(

holy shit

(Source: willliamgraham)

If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living.
Archie’s Final Project. Dir. David Lee Miller. (via wordsnquotes)

thegreenwolf:

ohcorny:

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment
i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc. 
The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.

thegreenwolf:

ohcorny:

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment

i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc. 

The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.

I just thought that Charles holding onto Erik for dear life would be relevant.

(Source: marvel-slash-geek)